pip

yesterday when i was lying down in my garden i swallowed a pip from a lemon slice. i felt a rumbling all of sudden and my tummy started to expand. A lemon tree tree began to grow straight out of my belly button. When it was fully grown the tree sprouted hundreds of tiny white flowers. As i looked closer i could see baby lemons growing through the petals of the flowers. The lemons pushed through until they were plump and juicy. When they fell to the ground they burst open and the juice spread all over the grass soaking it all. The grass turned a bright yellow colour that sparkled in the sun.
Then the grass melted away and i found myself floating in a lemon custard pie. i licked my lips and ate myself all the way out of the pie. The pie tasted lemony sweet and tangy. The warm pie slipped down my throat filling my tummy. There was so much pie filling my stomach it pushed the roots of the tree up and out through my belly button. The lemon tree fell over and became a big cloud of sparkling yellow dust. When the dust settled i got up and took a stroll around the garden.