ladies hair

What is is about my present surroundings that makes me feel the need to shave parts of myself?
I hate that my armpits look like I haven't hit puberty yet.
As for pubic hair - why would I want to look like a nine year old? Beside the re-growth itches so badly.
I would rather just look furry naked than be caught trying to itch my nether regions at work. Imagine getting into a good scratch and having it interrupted by your new bosses stares. Not a good introduction.

Still I did go for several years without shaving anything when I was younger. Then I got together with a friend of mine and I could see his face when he first noticed my legs. Which are not terribly hairy but it was noticeable nonetheless. Now he only did a brief double take but women are sensitive to these things so I shaved them the next day. I have never gone with the whole natural thing again.

I resent my bowing down to this social limitation. Particularly when I like men's hair. Why do they get to look so lovely with their soft hair smelling of goodness and I have to strip myself down.

Crazy