Pulling out the weeds

The other day I was weeding through a heavy laden patch of garden. No attention had been paid to the patch of poppies in some time and grass had grown up strongly between the flowers. There were plenty of dandelions pushing their way through to the sun along with a few nettles.
The ground was still wet from all the rain and the weeds were heavy with
Then I happened upon some snails doin it!
And then some more.
I had chanced upon a snail brothel in amongst the poppies.
Feck.

Now a couple of days later there are snail babies crawling all over my walls outside.
Flippin plant eaters everywhere I look.
drat.

ok the plan now is to find a bible and read it to those pesky snails - show the error of their ways.