Jeez

I have been hit with a the fat round wave of tired. Straight from above. It has worked all the way down my body and now I feel very heavy.

All due to thinking I could keep up with the eating habits of some teens and early twenty year olds. They ordered chips and pizza for lunch today and i said to myself; yeah, why not get some chips?
Big mistake. They are all happy days and I have slumped in my chair a big jiggling waste of space thirty year old.
I am never going to make it through the next hour. I can't take a red bull. Sure I'd go mad altogether and become a fizzy trembling blob on the office floor. And I would probably black out. No need for vodka just pass the red bull under my nose and I'm half pissed/blacked out already.